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Joke of the Day

"I got kicked out if boy scouts for eating a brownie"

"I'm not saying delivering a baby is easy, but I'm pretty sure all I need is a box, some tape, and a stamp."

"When the priest says ""Body of Christ"" I say ""Thanks, I've been working out."" Then I grab the cracker and run back to my seat."

"The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty."

"How do French mathematicians cover their genitals? With Undeuxwear"

"If you give a man a PS4, he will play for a day. If that man buys the PS4 he will not shower for 2 months."

"A lot of the parents at my kids' school don't really seem into sharing a laugh about the inescapability of death."

"My cousin was Mulder on Halloween. He loves the X-Files! Oh stupid autocorrect. That should have said ""murdered"". And ""loved"", past tense."

"I like the lack of controversy over the Olympic men's figure skating ""No Need to Ask, We'll Tell!"" policy."

"It's nice to feel wanted. Even if it's by the FBI."