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Joke of the Day
"My brother and I laugh at how Competitive we were as kids. But I laugh more."
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"*mom puts a gummy vitamin in my mouth while I yawn* Mom, I'm 36. *chews it up, swallows* Adults are supposed to have 2 though."
"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... ...I just had to put my foot down..."
"Ronda Rousey lost a fight last night."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in, Robin."
"Void? Y E S F R I E N D Why are you laughing? A J O K E Tell me? W H Y D I D T H E M A N D I E A L O N E I don't get it Y O U W I L L"
"What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables? Stephen Hawking."
"Last night I got drunk and lonely, so I tried the peanut butter with my dog trick... ...still tasted like dog cock."
"Met a girl at the park today. It just felt like there were sparks between us. And as we lay making love a short time later I thought ""Damn, this taser was a good buy."""
"If two wrongs do not make a right, What do two rights make? An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high"