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Joke of the Day

"Why did they name themselves AC/DC? Because that's the chord progression in all their songs."

"When's the best time of day to start a diet? 4:00 For:Klock"

"Donald Trump is said to have lack of foreign policy experience to be president, but in fairness, he has spent time meeting with foreign leaders around the world. Ms. Sweden, Ms. Argentina..."

"Why do gametes often choose a life of prostitution? because sex cells."

"did Darwin predict butterflies would then evolve into tattoos?"

"What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common? They're still talking about what happened in 1982."

"How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!"

"A priest, a rabbi and a leprechaun walk into a bar. The leprechaun says, ""Bejesus, I'm in the wrong joke!"""

"A Spanish woman couldn't find her way out of a corn maze and died. Isn't that a-maiz-ing? EDIT: To be specific, she starved to death in the corn maze. I screwed it up."

"Why are conspiracy theorists always fat? They believe the proof is in the pudding."