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Joke of the Day

"Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter? The dishes if she knows whats good for her."

"The owner of the local pet store let me take a test fish home to see if I'd like one as a pet... ...It was a beta"

"What are the advantages to living in Switzerland? Their flag is a big plus."

"How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss? Jesus!"

"What three streets in Chicago rhyme with vagina? Paulina, Melvina and Lunt."

"I wouldn't really mind being left to my own devices as long they were fully charged and there was WiFi."

"My Sister recently started dating a depressed German airline pilot She says his personality is really down to earth."

"Will The Real Slim Shady please sit down Will The Real Slim Shady put his left arm in Now out Will The Real Slim Shady shake it all about"

"If a grandpa has a child with his granddaughter he's a great grandpa... but a horrible father."

"Whats the best part about getting a blowjob from a baby? It makes your dick look HUUUGE!"