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Joke of the Day

"What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common? They're still talking about what happened in 1982."

"Tell me more about how you don't have to work out often because you get too strong too fast. Man what a predicament"

"Roses are brown, violets are brown Who shit on my yard?!?"

"How do you know when the Moon is going broke? When it's down to it's last quarter."

"A priest, blonde, jew, black guy, chinese guy, and a gay guy walk into a bar. The bartender asks ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"Did you see the joke written on recycled paper? It was tearable"

"The internet is just another location for people to be wrong about things."

"Two men walk into a bar... the third guy ducked."

"Someone on my street has taken up the clarinet, which has inspired me to take up the sniper rifle..."

"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off you wonder where her tits went."