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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is said to have lack of foreign policy experience to be president, but in fairness, he has spent time meeting with foreign leaders around the world. Ms. Sweden, Ms. Argentina..."

"Somebody finally wrote a book about clock fetishes It's about fucking time."

"I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong in so many levels."

"Interview Employer: ""This is an important job, we need someone who is responsible."" Applicant: ""I'm the one you want! At my last job, every time there was a problem, they said I was responsible."""

"Microsoft tech support called me last night as a indian, I said ""Sorry your calling Indian Tech Support"""

"I wear a 3-piece suit to bed in case someone breaks in & we have nothing to talk about. ""Did you notice I'm wearing a suit?"" ""Yes"""

"My therapist told me the reason I have a lower sex life than I want Is because I misinterpret what people are telling me. I'm pretty sure she wants my dick."

"What Did The Doctor Say To The Dinosaur? Jur-ass-sick"

"Do you know the best way to cook lamb? Well done ewe."

"What is Bill Cosby's arch-nemesis? Smelling salts."