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Joke of the Day
"How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!"
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"Three virgins go into a bar; a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Hours later out come a blonde, a brunette, and a virgin. ....Ginger Snap!"
"Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark."
"Do you know you can't hang a man with a wooden leg in Maine? You have to use a rope."
"A farmer was counting his cows and found out that he had 196, but when he rounded them up, he had 200."
"ALIEN:*points at Chihuahua* whats that? ME: a dog ALIEN:*points at Husky* whats that? ME: dog ALIEN:*getting angry, points at Pug* whats THA"
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"
"Russian jokes time"
"Me: Wanna hear a joke? Dog: sure Me: Knock knock *dog goes crazy barking at the door*"
"Why was the gunman on a diet? Because he was still at large."