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Joke of the Day

"A Spanish woman couldn't find her way out of a corn maze and died. Isn't that a-maiz-ing? EDIT: To be specific, she starved to death in the corn maze. I screwed it up."

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"i absolutely cannot cook for shit but i was watching a child prodigy chef n was casually like ""ugh, i don't kno about that sauce"""
"""Release the Kraken!"" ... ""Well?"" ""We released him. He just took off. It's not like he was trained or anything."" ... ""Release the tuna!"""
"Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?...No you hang up first! Hello? 911?"
"""weed is a gateway drug"" ""to what? the fridge? Hahaha"" *loses car, house, wife, and job because of fridge addiction*"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff Bu dum tss."
"My wife's leaving me because I'm too arrogant. I told her to close the door on her way back in."
"Just got a tattoo of my wife so when she pisses me off I can stab myself in the arm and watch that b%tch bleed."
"Why are there so many dogs at the pound? Because no one wants them."
"So today I got tickets for the Kanye West concert... I misread it horribly though and I ended up somewhere in Africa"