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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi and a leprechaun walk into a bar. The leprechaun says, ""Bejesus, I'm in the wrong joke!"""

"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester? Alien vs Predator"

"What was eating away at the computer's RAM storage? I don't know, but it was going at it one byte at a time."

"My neighbors have both a howling dog and a screaming baby out in their yard. I'd throw a rock or something but I'm afraid I'd hit the dog."

"My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is gettin better."

"Dude turned from the ATM and tripped sending about eight 20s flying into my face. I teared up a little. I get strippers, I get it."

"If I wasn't too busy adulting... I'd be kidding"

"Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls"

"One time I ordered a diet coke but it didn't come on time. It said it had responsibilities in the Japanese government."

"An ad company friended me on facebook I guess you could say they wanted to ad me."