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Joke of the Day

"Next time you see someone you don't like, begin conversation with ""I see the assassins have failed."""

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"The Home Alone house is up for sale for 2.4 mil. I'd pay 2.5 (if I had it) just so I could say, ""Keep the change you filthy animal."""
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