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Joke of the Day
"A world without women..... Would be a pain in the ass"
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"Fedoras most likely. Two hats are on a hat rack in a hallway. One says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on ahead.'"
"What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."
"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... They try to have a nice evening, but are forced to leave since everyone is aggressively telling them that they are wrong."
"My wife treats me like an idol she feeds me burnt offerings"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !"
"How did i escape Iraq? Iran."
"What's Mary short for? She's got no legs."
"DOCTOR: Im sorry, I can't see you right now ME: [wearing my new camouflage suit] lol that is so awesome"
"Girl: I love Medieval Art Boy: Who doesn't? There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence?"