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Joke of the Day
"If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!"
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"What do you call an animal that goes through your trash and tells great stories? A raccoonteur."
"How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke? When the punchline becomes a parent."
"She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them."
"There hasn't really been any natural disasters lately Even the mudslides have gone downhill."
"LPT: if you are lost in japan, ask for soy sauce ...it will shoyu the way"
"Whats brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr. Dre"
"Why are ducks funny? Cause they be quacking jokes"
"How do the Kardashians change a broken light bulb They buy a new house"
"Me: I want to do unspeakable things to you. Her: Tell me... Me: Do you know what unspeakable means Lydia?"