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Joke of the Day

"I got a dog from the blacksmiths the other day... As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door."

"Dear Father Christmas this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson."

"A man visits the doctor. The doctor says to the man: ""I'm really sorry, but I have to tell you you got AIDS and alzheimers disease."" To which the man answers: ""Phew, Im just glad it's not AIDS..."""

"I needed a password 8 characters long .. .. so I used Snow White and the Seven Dwarves"

"What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice? WATAAAAAR"

"Did you hear about that priest that turned to alcohol and drugs after he was confined to a wheelchair? He's no longer an upstanding member of the community."

"Whats common between the world trade centres and genders? There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about."

"It's only a matter of time before the casino realizes that baby I lost at the roulette table wasn't mine"

"Johnny Bravo would be so perfect for Jersey shore."

"Have you ever heard of movie Constipation? No?? Because it still hasn't come out yet."