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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear they finally published that book about clocks? It's about time."
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"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Can't jelly my dick in your ass"
"[police interrogation] ""What do you do for a living?"" ""Drug dealer."" ""Louder, for the tape."" [leans in] ""Bug healer. I heal bugs."""
"What did the doctor say to the angry midget? I'm going to have to ask you to be a little patient."
"Why are americans bad at DotA ? Because they cant defend their towers."
"What do you call 100 Mexicans holding hands around your yard Spicket fence"
"""She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts."" -Romans 1:15"
"""The actor who plays the villain in No Country For old Men was causing trouble in my bar last night."" ""Javier Bardem?"" ""No, but I will if he does it again."""
"My wife accused me of being a transvestite... So I packed her things and left."
"How did the farmer find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying."