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Joke of the Day
"Next year I'll give up spreadsheets for 40 days and 40 nights... It's going to be Excel Lent"
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"Movie idea: Channing Tatum and Chris Hemsworth are called on by the US government to take their shirts off and punch people who read books."
"Women are like electrons Always trying to latch onto some Adam for a free ride"
"Anti jokes A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is destroying his family."
"What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine? The hippocampus."
"i'm fat but at least i'm not ""my facebook profile picture is a pokemon"" fat"
"I bet old hobbit ladies watched a lot of ""Mordor, She Wrote."""
"A teacher walks up to a Mexican criminal... A teacher walks up to a Mexican criminal and asks him to turn in his essay. The Mexican criminal says ""Me no snitch."""
"How do you show your appreciation towards black holes? Thanks for nothing!"
"Just ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon I'll be sure to let you know which one wins so we can settle this once and for all."