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Joke of the Day

"Greg wins 25,000,000.00 in the nationally lottery and runs home ""Margret, I won the lottery, pack your bags"", ""why Greg, where are we going?"". ""I don't care, pack your bags and get out"" says Greg."

"Hey, wanna hear a Jew joke? Israeli funny"

"Are you today's date? Because you're 10/10."

"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their greatest hits are on the wall."

"What is the best pickup line at a gay bar? Let me push your stool in for you. ^^I'm^sorry."

"My therapist told me cats are not babys, so i let my let my baby shit in his office."

"I wonder, if I say ""Hi"" to everyone on here, how many ""Hi's"" I get back? So let me say Hi...."

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I didn't pay 50 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on me."

"A Baptist, a Mormon, and a Muslim walk into a bar... The Baptist says, ""What the hell are we doing here?"""

"A pirate walks into a bar With a steering wheel attached to his belt. Confused, the bartender asks the man ""Hey buddy, what's up with the wheel?"" The pirate replies ""Aaaargh, it's drivin' me nuts!"""