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Joke of the Day

"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their greatest hits are on the wall."

"Yo dawg...pass me my 9mm I didn't realize these bolts were metric"

"Me: My head hasn't been in the right place lately. GF: You might want to check up your ass."

"Pokemon Sun is better because the Sun would beat the Moon in a fight That's that's why I picked Pokemon Black"

"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common? They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste."

"Don't exercise so you can live longer. Exercise so when you're about to die you can think, ""at least I don't have to exercise anymore""."

"If you could choose between having a girlfriend and owning the new playstation what would be your first game?"

"Reddit, Funnyjunk, and Digg walk into a bar. They all see 4chan and say to the bartender: ""I'll have what he's having."""

"""Awww. There there."" *pats you on the face. Hard"

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a hooker with diarrhea? The epileptic corn shucker shucks between fits."