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Joke of the Day
"My therapist told me cats are not babys, so i let my let my baby shit in his office."
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"Enter password: ""ScoobyDoo"" sorry password must contain a special character ScoobydooFeaturingBatman"
"When your iPod stops working, it floats. Because it doesn't sync."
"I almost got my fingers stuck in my cheese grater. It's one of my greater fears."
"Life is like a penis... Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free... It's women who make it hard!"
"Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff? Because he wants tequila. Literally."
"What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag? Grounds for termination!"
"Wife must be planning to paint the house. I found plastic & tape under our bed. Not sure what the shovel & pistol are for."
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill."
"This idiot from Apple reckons that the ""Temperature, iPhone needs to cool down"" warning message has nothing to do with all my hot selfies"