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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I didn't pay 50 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on me."

"Midgets wouldn't creep me out nearly as much if they were autotuned."

"My friend made a joke about terrorist hijacking planes I rated it 9/11"

"What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach? Gaseous Clay"

"Some asshole stole my mood ring. I'm not really sure how I feel about it."

"When done right parallel parking is a beautiful thing to watch."

"What is the biggest compliment you can pay at a gay bar? Pushing in somebody's stool."

"My uncle knew the exact moment when he was going to die, down to the last second. Isn't that amazing? The judge told him"

"Given how many times I've been poked, Googled, and deep crawled, you'd think I'd have a lot more to brag about."

"Why is wrestling stupid?? It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt...."