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Joke of the Day
"I made a graph of my past girlfriends. It has an ex axis and a why axis."
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"Woman sends emotional text that's 5 paragraphs long. Man responds with ""k."" Woman spontaneously combusts."
"Special olympics joke [0 upvotes 'cause no one cares about special olympics]"
"When I'm horny, I stroll into rooms on all fours, with my ass shaking up in the air, meowing incessantly until someone throws a shoe at me."
"Two guys walk into a bar... The third one ducks."
"I guess the guy who named the space between stuff in the universe ""space"" was just tired."
"24 men sucked off in Magaluf. 11 f*cked in Belo Horizonte."
"I AM A CAPITALIST YES I AM"
"How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context? *Why* would you like fries with that?"
"The fabric of our lives? Why so epic, Cotton?"