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Joke of the Day

"How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context? *Why* would you like fries with that?"

"This Is A Dirty Joke A white horse fell in the mud"

"Interviewer: ""Are you good at making snap decisions?"" *20 minutes later* Me: ""No."""

"Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early."

"So...the past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense."

"Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it is worth it."

"BREAKING: Olympic athlete stripped of medal after urine sample shows traces of rubber, which is a band substance"

"*decides to workout* *lays on ground to do sit-up* *find skittle on ground* *eats it* *takes nap*"

"Americans, make jokes about US states that your state hates. I'll start. Did you know 29 astronauts are from Ohio? What about Ohio makes people flee the face of the Earth?"

"What is Jojo's Favorite Pokemon Game? Pokemon ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS"