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Joke of the Day
"The fabric of our lives? Why so epic, Cotton?"
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"Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !"
"I'd be less scared of trying to take a gun from a mugger than I am of taking an iPad from my kid."
"I feel bad for Pedophiles They have such a hard time fitting in. (NSFW with imagination)"
"What do you call a talk on male anatomy? A semenar"
"Remember that time when we got trapped on a ski-lift for 4 days, then the acid wore off and we were just sitting on my grandmas porch-swing."
"They're always telling me to live my dreams... But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..."
"[driver on opposite side of the road puts head lights on] moth driving: omg moth wife: Harold no we have a baby moth baby: FLOOR IT DAD"
"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? Cause they're filled with Arab seamen!"
"You could kidnap my mom and she'd still ask if you've eaten."