198096
Joke of the Day
"I guess the guy who named the space between stuff in the universe ""space"" was just tired."
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"My girl always tells me ""Life is about the little things"", but I just hate when she talks about her Ex."
"Why do GPSes work really well in Washington state? There are lots of Seattleites there!"
"I'm sorry my dollar isn't straight enough for you, homophobic vending machine."
"Why did the Mexican decide to become a Buddhist? He wanted to become Juan with everything."
"How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time? Give her the dong."
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"How many Vietnam Vets does it take to change a light bulb? What, you don't know? Well I guess you weren't FUCKING THERE, MAN!"
"The saddest thing about the digital age is the next generation won't have that ""nudie mag they found in the woods"" experience. #culture"