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Joke of the Day

"Two chemists walk into a bar the first one says ""can I have a glass of H2O"" and the second chemist says ""Can I have a glass of H20 too"". and then he dies."

"The fastest way to get to the front of the line at Starbucks is just to tell everyone you saw Adele outside."

"Mos Def I always thought that Mos Def had the most deft hands"

"Blonde Jokes What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red? Selling her soul for intelligence"

"I'd love the chance to relive my life, then I'd know exactly what people to kick in the crotch immediately upon meeting them."

"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na nas"

"What do you call a white woman that identifies as black? TransRachel - credit Jennie"

"A fair deal A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside."

"Sex is like CPR. Two inches at 100 beats per minute."

"I met a man who gets turned on by conversation today. We were talking and it just came up."