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Joke of the Day
"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na nas"
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"I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?"
"Daycare sent me a pic of my 4yr old daughter holding hands with a boy.. with interlocked fingers.. INTERLOCKED FINGERS? send bail money!"
"Sadly, at 8:11 PM Mark Jones was mispronounced dead. [at hospital] Doctor: I'm afraid this man has deed. Am I saying that right? He's deed."
"What kind of cheese should Richard eat? Ricotta"
"How do you know when you're at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit."
"S&M My wife and I are into S&M. She goes to Sleep, I Masturbate."
"Why does Donald Trump hate pre shredded cheese? He wants to make America grate again."
"Cell phone, I don't know why you keep capitalizing TEQUILA but I like the way you party."
"Why does the Egyptian god Ra own every Periodic Table? Because his name is on them."