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Joke of the Day

"Blonde Jokes What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red? Selling her soul for intelligence"

"Want to hear the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth? (Bar Joke) Einstein's dick"

"I think I promised to have 3 beers and be home by 10 Sorry honey, I always get those 2 mixed up."

"""My eyes are up here"" ~ The last words heard by any guy who checked Medusa out."

"I thought it was weird when my boss at the bakery asked me to pack fudge Cause we don't sell fudge."

"What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave? It's Bill Withers."

"French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache."

"How do you get three old ladies to say the ""F"" word? Yell ""BINGO!"""

"Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over? Because it was... imbalanced."

"So an old-timer goes out for breakfast... And the young whippersnapper of a waiter asks ""What will you have, Sir?"" ""Bacon my day, sonny!"" [Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works]"