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Joke of the Day
"I met a man who gets turned on by conversation today. We were talking and it just came up."
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"Doc and Alcohol Me: So Doc what is my problem? Doc: I am not exactly sure of the cause .I think it could be due to Alcohol. Me: That's ok i will come back when you are sober."
"Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!"
"*grabs your ankle from a storm sewer* if your barbie doll needs a hula hoop use an onion ring"
"What is Donald Trump's favorite river? Denial."
"What did the pissed off guy say when he landed in Thailand Phuk-et!"
"So an openly gay guy patronized a store in Indiana ."
"What do you call a Chinese pilot? A pilot you racist!"
"I tried herbal tea at office today It tastes herbal."
"Every 5 out of 6 people say Russian Roulette is fun... I wonder why the sixth guy hates it"