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Joke of the Day
"Sex is like CPR. Two inches at 100 beats per minute."
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"The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!"
"Pathan Joke *original joke translated into english* Pathan: I want to get married Dad: With who? Pathan: Grandmother *Dad turns angry* Pathan: You married my mother, that's why I want revenge."
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"My friends hosting a charity night for people who can't reach orgasms I told him i'll let him know if i can't come."
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