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Joke of the Day
"Where do you see yourself in five years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
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"How long is the flight? A Polish man calls up an airline. ""How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?"" ""One minute..."" ""Thank you."" *click*"
"A Russian asks another Russian if he's seen the new magic show in town. ""Cock ta-da?"" ""Yeah, horror show."""
"Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs? He had too much thyme on his hands."
"More Wisdom from Confucius Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, usually wakes up with stinky fingers. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."
"Why aren't there any headache tablets in the jungle? Because the parrots eat them all!"
"Two nuns in a bath... The first nun asks the other ""Where's the soap?"" The other replies ""It does, doesn't it?"" Edit: Punctuation"
"Hot singles in your area want you to come over and load their dishwasher correctly."
"I want to break up. It isn't you. It's a me...mario!"