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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any headache tablets in the jungle? Because the parrots eat them all!"
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"I think I need to put my dog on antidepressants I ask him how his day was. His answer is always ""Rough"""
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as a choirboy."
"Internet, you've made a compelling argument. Sleep: present your case."
"Saudi Arabia hates Scooby Doo... But Abu Dhabi Doo!"
"""Ohhhh!! I didn't hear the 'lasting more than four hours' part. I'm sorry I called you at home, doctor."""
"Caught myself yelling ""FUCK YOU"" to my burrito for dripping on pants, feet & bed, if you were wondering who's raising the next generation."
"'C' has just been promoted to the second letter of the alphabet! However R & D believe the rise in C levels will result in a loss of B's."
"Relationship status: went to buy condoms and the cashier just said ""yeah right"" and put em back on the shelf"
"I spilled spot remover on my dog... ... He's gone now (credit to Steven Wright)"