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Joke of the Day

"""What are you reading?"" Great Expectations. ""Is it any good?"" It's not all I hoped for."

"If you rape a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting"

"Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !"

"""Hot damn!"" - the Nazi's probably after their dams were destroyed. I don't know; I'm not a historian. It's just an educated guess."

"I can't stand pedophiles. They're fucking immature assholes."

"They say being gay isn't a choice but i *chose* to blow those dudes"

"Statistics say that 1/3 of people cheat in their relationships Which got me thinking, Is it my wife or is it my girlfriend who is cheating?"

"I apologised to my girlfriend last night for not being able to get an erection. There were no hard feelings whatsoever."

"You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before."

"Called the rape advice hotline last night.. Apparently it's only for victims."