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Joke of the Day

"Pantyhose How many animals can you fit in a pantyhose? 10 little piggies 2 calves 1 ass 1 beaver A bunch of hares and.. 1 fish that no one can find."

"A buddhist monk approaches a burger food truck and says. . . ""Make me one with everything."""

"Why do hippies wear corduroy? It's groovy!"

"What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids? *Me too*"

"My thai girlfriend told me a small penis doesn't matter... ...I still wish she didn't have one though"

"He already ruined your mascara, don't let him ruin your night."

"Why don't Jedi make good comedians? Because their jokes always sound forced."

"Today, someone asked me if there's a possibility that I know anything about Medieval music. I said, ""not a Gregorian chants""."

"Why could'nt one cat impregnate the other cat?? Its because they're both pussies!!"

"Has anyone said, ""Julia Roberts makes me feel like I don't have enough teeth,"" because I'd like to say that."