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Joke of the Day
"Do you have eggs for breakfast? Kevin bacon"
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"BEN AFFLECK: I'm directing a new movie and I was thinking about you for the lead role BEN AFFLECK: Well I'm obviously very flattered"
"I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid."
"What Do You Call A Black Person On The Moon? An Astronaut You Racist Bastard."
"I love Fight Club! I showed up a little late so I missed the first few rules but I can't wait to go next week!"
"My Brian Williams's helicopter jokes have been going great! None have been shot down so far!"
"Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!"
"what's th difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"At funerals instead of crying, I tie the dead person's shoe laces together. It's not stupid. What if he comes back as a zombie?"
"Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25"