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Joke of the Day

"there once was a wonderful poet who knew that one day he woud blow it cuz his poems woud rhyme most of the time but occasionaly they didnt"

"Wanna hear a joke?? This subreddit."

"Why did the electron go to jail? He was charged with battery!"

"I'm ready for the cop-buddy film where they actually get along in the beginning but hate each other by the end."

"Clark Kent: Only kryptonite can kill me. Perry: What do you mean? Can't regular things kill you? Clark: Oh shit. Which guy am I right now!?"

"What fruits do vampires eat? Blood oranges."

"Started a karate club for people who don't know karate we just do moves we see in movies lemme know if you're interested old ppl are welcome"

"I once met a girl with 3 boobs Everyone called her triceratits"

"What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft? A flat minor."

"[world series game 1] Wife: where are our seats? Hamlet: 2b... Wife: there are people there Hamlet: or not 2b"