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Joke of the Day

"there once was a wonderful poet who knew that one day he woud blow it cuz his poems woud rhyme most of the time but occasionaly they didnt"

"Why did Simba's Father die? He didn't mufasta"

"Did you hear about the man who was using apples and oranges for flooring? He started to lay them down when he realized it was fruit-tile."

"A guy calls 911 ""Send an ambulance! My wife's having a baby!"" ""Just calm down down"", says the operator, ""Is this her first baby?"" ""No it's her husband you idiot!"""

"How do Spaniards take their coffee? Au lait."

"When waiting for HIV test results, the main thing is to stay positive. Shamelessly based on a joke by /u/PS_FuckYouJenny"

"I don't consider it a good night out if it doesn't end up as a super villain's origin story"

"Did you hear the new joke with the old punch line? [removed]"

"I put my middle finger up as soon as I start driving, and if another driver does something really good, I take it down for a second."

"What does a clock do when it's still hungry? It goes back for seconds!"