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Joke of the Day
"How do Spaniards take their coffee? Au lait."
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"A Higgs Boson walks into a church The priest says ""we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here"". The Higgs Boson then replies ""but without me, how could you have mass?"""
"Twitter kidnapped my Tweets. I just posted 2 of them and they disappeared. I hope they're okay and are being treated well wherever they are."
"Wanna hear a joke about cats? I'm just kitten.."
"What do you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut. What else would you call them?"
"Boss:Why is your voice gone? Are you ok? Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's ""Dangerous Woman""* I'm ok...allergies are bad."
"Sorry I'm late, I was waiving my hands at a paper towel dispenser that turned out to not be automatic."
"bad ""it's so hot...."" one-liners Two that I came up with... It's so hot that Stryper sang ""To Today With the Devil"" It's so hot that Karen Carpenter ate an ice cream sandwich. your turn!"
"Just asked someone for their date of birth for a work insurance thing & it was 4/20/69 & I just went dead silent for at least 20 seconds"
"Yo Mama so fat her Patronus was a cheeseburger.."