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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise Luke Skywalker? Kick Princess Leia in the jaw."
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"Donald Trump is just like Megyn Kelly during sex. Always on top."
"What is green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would kill you? A pool table!"
"What did the poker dealer say to LMFAO? Everyday I'm shufflin'."
"What does 70 year old pussy taste like? Depends."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."
"I met a girl who said she orgasmed every time she sneezed I asked her what she took for that. She said usually pollen or ragweed"
"Fridge and a Gay Guy What's the difference between a fridge and a gay guy? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."
"What insect lives on nothing? A moth because it eats holes."
"A new ISIS cell has been discovered in Italy They will be called Italian ices"