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Joke of the Day

"My penis just lost its job. If anyone knows any holes it can fill let me know."

"Well Bob, I love to travel, and being my own boss is great. But I suppose my favorite thing about being a serial killer is murdering people."

"Flovers Joke A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his girlfriend and she says ""I guess I'll have to spread my legs now."" And her boyfriend asks ""Why, don't you have a vase?"""

"Q: Why should you never run in front of a bus? A: You will get tired."

"[META] /r/germanhumour For all fans of [German humour](/r/germanhumour)."

"Which programming language got a sex change? Fortranny"

"me: [performing autopsy] so I've been practicing my ventriloquism assistant: now's not the time corpse: aw come on"

"How do rhinos like their eggs? Poached."

"Why did Hitler blows his brains out?... Because he saw his gas bill. Also this joke isn't funny, one of my family members died in a concentration camp. He went to take a piss and fell out of a tower."

"What the difference between a calender and you.... a calendar has a date on Valentines day."