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Joke of the Day

"Thanks god my wife die. hhhhhhhhh"

"What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor? A pedal physician in the fetal position."

"Seven days without food... Makes one weak!"

"They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute."

"I run a nonprofit organization that helps keep homeless substance abusers warm during harsh winters. It's called Snuggies for Druggies"

"What is The Rock going to name his Daughter? Pebbles!"

"Why are fisherman so successful in business? Because they use ""net"" profits"

"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny! [ ](http://multivu.prnewswire.com/mnr/warnerbros/42096/images/42096-hi-Bugs_Bunny.jpg)"

"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room."