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Joke of the Day

"A few pen jokes What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand? Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen? Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen? Pentel."

"Starting with the word ""why"" and always pressing the middle option, what joke is your predictive text trying to tell us all?"

"Why is my Chinese girlfriend so bitchy? Well it's true, you are what you eat."

"[OC] Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids? Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent."

"Did you know that by today's standards Marilyn Monroe would be considered dead?"

"If I was a bodybuilder I would slather up with grease and slide to work instead of driving to save money."

"What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French? A francophony"

"What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of ""Return Of The King""? A free-LOTR"

"I've yet to be intimidated by a fancy wine list thanks to my vast knowledge of fine wines and my eeny, meeny, miny, moe system."

"There's a high proportion of people with ASD in scientific fields. Autism causes vaccines."