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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Lamar Odom and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and reuse it."

"I know a good story about juice.. .. It's pulp fiction."

"A toast! Had to throw away my toaster because it kept burning my toast. I guess you could say I'm black toast intolerant."

"How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe? No- Good. Yes- That's too much."

"First cannibal: Am I late for dinner? Second cannibal: Yes. Everyone's eaten."

"A woman in New York is suing a Manhattan salon for $1.5 million over a bad haircut. The last time I saw a disaster like that with clippers was Donald Sterling."

"How do you get a hippie off your door step? Pay for the pizza and close the door."

"What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard? Reload."

"Ladies, do you like the strong, silent type? Then you'll love my farts."

"What did Blackbeard say to the girl who was dressed as a sexy pirate for Halloween? ""Land Hoe!"""