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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Lamar Odom and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and reuse it."
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"I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?"
"I am going to make millions when I finally finish developing this iPhone app that tells you when the traffic light turns green."
"It's not PC to give your wife a black eye You should really be giving her an african american eye"
"What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11? One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy"
"Why do sharks circle their prey? ""dad, why do the sharks swim in circles like that before they eat someone?"" ""it makes them taste better, son."" ""taste better? How? "" ""it scares the shit out of them."""
"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Redditors can't take a joke."
"What do you call someone without arms or legs Matt"