29615

Joke of the Day

"What does rock music and my grandpa have in common? The Strokes"

"I have one trophy on reddit. Dust"

"Thanks, baby Jesus, for helping me get that new job instead of helping millions of children find water and food. I know it was a tough call."

"9 out of 10 dentists recommend crest pro health... The other one is killing a lion"

"Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us. We think we might be in love with your call. We made your call a mix tape."

"What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job? Oh well that's just uber, isn't it"

"Did you guys hear about the homeopath who forgot to take his meds? He died of an overdose."

"The Asian father reads his son's report card, where he finds a ""B"". ""B is for Burger King, where YOU'LL WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"""

"What's a Chinese dentist's favorite time? Tooth Hurty"

"Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day"