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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50? Good morning your Honor!"
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"My favorite knock knock joke Knock Knock Who's there I eat mop I eat mop who. Say it out loud."
"Why did Batman rush to the Bat Cave? He had to go to the Bat Room. [an old classic]"
"A woman went to a doctor a breast operation, he offered to numb her breasts And he used Novocaine You perverted fucks"
"A cow fell off a truck in Russia Apparently he hadn't been Put in properly."
"How do you get a 12 yr old to cry twice? (x-post from comments) Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. And I'm off to hell."
"Some people dont appreciate a good joke. When I say knock knock, youre supposed to say ""who's there?"" not ""im taking a shit, who are you?!"""
"I went to the psychiatrist today I told him that I have started hearing voices. He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist."
"My mother is my travel agent for guilt trips."
"I met a dwarf the other day... He was a pretty average guy; a little mean"