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Joke of the Day
"My mother is my travel agent for guilt trips."
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"""Sir, you have to stop masturbating"" The nurse said. ""But why?"" The man asked ""Because I can't examine you while you're moving."""
"Is thinking about doing something! Now just got to think what that something will be!!!"
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"Why did the spy cross the border? Because he never really was on your side."
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"What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu? A bull shiht"
"""Adorkable,"" I say nervously, looking into the bathroom mirror. ""Adorkable. Adorkable."" A fire erupts behind me. Zooey Deschanel emerges."
"Guy checks into a hotel with his family.. He goes up to the desk clerk and says, ""I hope the porn here is disabled.."" The clerk is shocked and responds, ""No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck!"""
"Why does Popeye have such huge forearms? Olive Oil is a virgin"