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Joke of the Day

"I went to the psychiatrist today I told him that I have started hearing voices. He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist."

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"Did you hear about the dog who went to the flea circus? He stole the show."

"How cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."

"When I die, throw berries on my grave Cause that's how I would like to be berried"

"What's the name of the scared sky diver? Hugo First"

"What's the difference between the average yogurt and the United States of America? if you leave a yogurt alone for two-hundred years it'll develop a culture (also it can be fat free)"

"What's red and sits in a corner? A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner? The same baby 3 weeks later."

"Turns out when you're a grown up, you CAN do anything you want, you just have to deal with the fallout... *pizza dough plops on head*"

"It's so hot, everybody looks like they're in an American Apparel ad."