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Joke of the Day

"I know that a lot of people resent white rappers for that reason I use a tasteful floral pattern for my all my gifts."

"Finally got funding approved for the gay club I'm opening in Prague. The Czech's in the Male"

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside!"

"The Republican primary race should be called ""The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"" It's way too long, and the protagonists are becoming more juvenile as it goes on."

"What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest? ""Oh, how I pine for you!"""

"Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month? She must have called a 1,000 times"

"Say what you want about North Korea, but... something something /r/Pyongyang"

"A friend asked me if every sentence has to include a vegetable I said not nessacelery"

"I raised the alarm at work today... The midgets were furious."

"What do you call 4 lepers in a Jacuzzi? Oatmeal."