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Joke of the Day
"Why did Batman rush to the Bat Cave? He had to go to the Bat Room. [an old classic]"
Next Joke
"What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once? Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs."
"I get the feeling some of you have been told by others of you not to talk to me. This means war."
"What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron? Dough nuts!"
"The jumper I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity so I took it back to the shop and exchanged it for another one free of charge."
"Sign Driving through a residential area, saw a sign: SLOW Children Playing! I thought to myself ""Gosh, that's a bit cruel!"""
"Why did H blow itself up? Because G had."
"[finds money in jacket] nice [finds more money in pants] Today is my day. On a roll Boss: will you please take my jacket & pants off?"
"What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich? An ambulance."
"""Why did Sally fall off the swings?"" ""Because she has no arms."" ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Not Sally. Because she has no arms. """