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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head. That was on South Park last night and made me lose it."

"[at church] ""I'm here for the blood."""

"I'll admit it... I'm a horny TV And i'm turned on by remotes..."

"What's a dogs favorite part of a tree? Stick? BARK!"

"To best understand men, you need to grasp the following: 1. They think with their pen!s 2. They wanna fix everything 3. They wanna fix everything with their pen!s"

"Incest Competition My town is having its monthly incest competition, I entered my sister."

"I slept with a supermodel last night Alternative facts."

"I recently learned that the smell of fresh cut grass is the smell plants give if when under duress, and I like that smell... I guess this makes me a sado-*manicurist*"

"Greeks lined up for ATM? Isn't that kinda their thing?"

"What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down? He fell on his ash."