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Joke of the Day
"I slept with a supermodel last night Alternative facts."
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"If Christians want to stop gay sex... they should encourage gay marriage."
"What do white girls celebrate on December 25th? ChristMAAAAAAAAAS"
"[In a seahorse home] Son: Dad? Dad: Yes? Son: Happy M- Dad: DON'T Son: Moth- Dad: STOP Son: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY *Dad bangs head on desk*"
"Me: Hey, I'm going to say a knock knock joke, but you have to start me off! Them: Okay.. knock knock Me: Who's there? Them: *confused silence*"
"Taking to people about your child abuse experience is the toughest part. The last time i did it, i had to spend 7 years in jail."
"I've just invented a new word: ""plagiarism""."
"""What's up?"" asked the guy with literally no sense of direction."
"Hope you guys like clean humor videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNt-aTq0hxM"
"My friend who works at the movie theater died yesterday... Funeral services are being held today at 4:25, 5:40, 7:10 and 9:45"