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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down? He fell on his ash."
Next Joke
"What's the problem with radioactive underpants? Chernobyl fall out.."
"LIKE if you remember this: The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no."
"These coffee flavored rice cakes are delicious, but chewy. [eats another coaster]"
"Literally nothing has had less of an impact towards changing my life than that inspirational quote you posted on social media."
"Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg? A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet?)"
"If you play Apple's Beatle announcement backwards it says ""I can't believe you don't know how to download music illegally"""
"Your Momma is so classless... She could be a Marxist utopia"
"I need a ""your penis is so ugly..."" Joke yep, thats what i need"
"Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets They do so within groups of 40."