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Joke of the Day

"To best understand men, you need to grasp the following: 1. They think with their pen!s 2. They wanna fix everything 3. They wanna fix everything with their pen!s"

"In a village full of hipsters no one ever lied. Because hips don't lie."

"A man steps into an elevator with a woman inside... He asks her, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She responds, ""NO!"" He says, ""Oh shit, then it must be your pussy!"""

"So, two pedophiles are talking... One of them says to the other ""I never really liked racing, I always come in a little behind."""

"I thought yesterday was going to be pretty boring... But it sure started off with a bang."

"""The total cost would be 3000,"" said the funeral director. ""And that includes digging the grave."" ""Is that the whole thing?"" I asked. He replied, ""Yes, that's the hole thing."""

"God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die"

"Euchre is a lot like sex... If you have a good hand, you can go it alone."

"How many babies does it take to paint a house? None. The minimum age for physical labour in most places is 13-15 and babies would not be allowed to use the paint"

"A stupid knock knock joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe Who? No you're a poo!"